A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Help I'm being raped!

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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eden stop

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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