Women's rights.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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everyone dislike this

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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