What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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