Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What's 9+10? 19

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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