- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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