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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Apple juice.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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men

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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