Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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learn the ropes?

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Anti Joke

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