- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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