- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Sarah Palin

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Obamacare

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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