- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Womens' sports

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Where's my tractor?

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

My friend harris is fat.

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women sports....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Vagina cream... end of story

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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