- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Women's rights

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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