What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Guess what? AIDS!

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Compton

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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