Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Potato!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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