- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

I have a gay camel

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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