- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

what's black and can't swim?

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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