- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

ur gay

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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