- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

A man walks into a vagina

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

This statement is false.

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