what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

A Pakistani news reader.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Your grandma's cookies.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Phew... it's gone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Face...the other white meat!

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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