An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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