Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Buzi vagy!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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