Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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