- Anti Joke

A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

This sentence is a lie.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Potato!

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest