- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Cancer.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Cancer.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.