- Anti Joke

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language