- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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