Penis.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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