- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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