- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

spell backwards: taco cat

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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