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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

sky's sty

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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