- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

this is not an anti joke

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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