You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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noah is a scrub jungle

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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hard cheese

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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