Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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