How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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