- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

My mum is called Steve

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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