- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.