- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

whats worse than a kane nothing

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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