A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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