I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Get off my porch.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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all your base are belong to mark

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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