why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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