- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A ginger was with his friends

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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