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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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