- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

cats are pussies

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