- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

whats white and pointless? chalk.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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