- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

A man killed himself.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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