Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Choir.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Your Mom

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

404: Anti-joke not found.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

everyone dislike this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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