whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What color is red paint? Red

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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woman..parallel parking

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