- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's funnier than 24? 25

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Hitler

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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