Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What do you call a black man? A person

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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anal seepage

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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