3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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The Joke Below

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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