- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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