Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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The MLS

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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