Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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