- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Are you a tree

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the old lady die of old age...

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

one morning i turned on my tv

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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