roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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