- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 23? 24.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

roses are red violets are blue

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

My name is Harry.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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