A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Tough crowd tonight...

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Hail Heetluh

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Y u do dis?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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