Women's Rights

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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