- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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