- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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i have two hands.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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