Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Womens rights

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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