Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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field day?

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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