"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

why does column have a letter n?

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Neil is a reterd.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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