What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What's the difference between a duck?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

i have two hands.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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