Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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